Introducing: Top 99 Ways To Get Into A Woman’s Pants

Hello, world.  This is my very first blog as a Professional Writer.  (See the caps, there?  That means I’m super serial).  As I devised plans for this blog’s takeover of the universe (or should we say, blogoverse, hardy har har), I struggled to think of the perfect opening post.  And then it hit me: Top 99 Ways To Get Into A Woman’s Pants.  Isn’t this the top question on every person’s minds under the age of fifty?  Hell, what with these parachute pants on, I can’t even get into my own!  Check back for a new tactic every week mixed in with the rest of the crap I do (short stories, articles, “comics,” advice), and shoot me some suggestions on more brilliant ways to get into a woman’s pants.

Finally, all that training for the long jump finds practical application

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